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Quote of the Week

"There are two educations. One should teach us how to make a living and the other how to live."

John Adams

A Happy New Year!!
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by beta-endorphin | 2008-12-31 23:22 | english expression

Merry Christmas !!

12月25日はすべての人の罪を贖うために、犠牲になった人を記念する日だそうです。ということでタイムリーな以下のコネタです。

Joe, the governor's most trusted assistant, died in his sleep one night. The governor had depended on Joe for advice on every subject, from pending bills to wardrobe decisions. In addition, Joe had been his closest friend.

So, it was understandable that the governor didn't take kindly to the droves of ambitious office seekers who wanted Joe's job. "They don't even have the decency to wait until the man is buried," the governor muttered.

At the funeral, one eager beaver made his way to the governor's side. "governor," the man said, "is there a chance that I could take Joe's place?"

"Certainly," the governor replied. "But you'd better hurry. I think the undertaker is almost finished."
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by beta-endorphin | 2008-12-25 22:35 | Misc

Quote of the week

"Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75."
- Benjamin Franklin
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by beta-endorphin | 2008-12-06 03:02 | english expression