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I've changed my will three times

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of
years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him
fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear
100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the
doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit
around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three
times!"
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by beta-endorphin | 2008-01-21 22:24 | english expression

Life Is a Gift

"There was a blind girl [or so the story goes] who hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

"One day someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything—including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply said, 'Just take care of my eyes dear.'

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by beta-endorphin | 2007-12-28 02:28 | english expression

How to take time off.

Two factory workers were talking. "I think I'll take some time off from work." said the man.

"How do you think you'll do that?" said his workmate.

He proceeded to show him ... by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing?

"I'm a light bulb," answered the guy.

"I think you need some time off," said the boss.

So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. His workmate began walking out, too.

The boss asked him where did he think he was going? He answered, "Home, I can't work in the dark."
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by beta-endorphin | 2007-12-22 23:20 | english expression

今週のquote

週末にDVDでマイケルムーアのSICKOをみたが、FAHRENHEIT 9/11に較べるとあまりパンチが少なかった。基本的にはヘルスケアに関しては、資本主義の原理にもとづいた利益を追求する企業をいれると、多くの悲惨な例が出てくるということはよく理解できるが、カナダ、英国、フランスなど国民皆保険がすでに行われている国の医療の長所ばかりが強調されすぎて、すこしバランスを欠いているような気がした。となりの芝はいつも自分のより綺麗にみえるものなのである。米国の医療システムに改善の余地があるのはいわずもがなではあるが、、、

Everybody has times when things go wrong. But when troubles come, it's not so much what happens to us, but how we react to it that counts the most. Troubles destroy some people. Others become stronger. The difference lies in our attitude, being realistic about and accepting what has happened, and what we do about resolving our situation.
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by beta-endorphin | 2007-12-10 21:21 | english expression

Developing a Healthy Self-Image

First, we need to be real. Many of us are afraid that if we are known as we really are, we won't be liked, so we pretend to be something we are not. People may like the mask or the false front or happy face we wear, but this will never make us feel loved because what they like is not the real us. We can only be loved to the degree that we allow ourselves to be known for who we are.

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by beta-endorphin | 2007-12-02 01:32 | english expression

Arnold Palmerの祈り

If you think you are beaten, you are.
If you think you dare not, you don't.
If you'd like to win but think you can't, it's almost certain you won't.
Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man, but sooner or later, the man who wins is the man who thinks he can.

Life's battles, challenges, successes and/or failures are all fought, won or lost in the mind.

"Keep your heart with all diligence"
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by beta-endorphin | 2007-11-17 22:17 | english expression

Watch this.

新しくヨーロッパで始まったタレントショーのオーディションでの一コマ
36歳の見るからにさえない携帯電話のセールスマン。オペラ歌手になるのが夢だそうである。審査が始まる前の審査員は、さあ、さっさと済ませてくれと言う態度であるが、ふたをあけてみると、、、、

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxOytYLlhiQ
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by beta-endorphin | 2007-11-17 22:04 | english expression

The Value of Criticism

Winston Churchill exemplified integrity and respect in the face of opposition. During his last year in office, he attended an official ceremony. Several rows behind him two gentlemen began whispering. "That's Winston Churchill." "They say he is getting senile." "They say he should step aside and leave the running of the nation to more dynamic and capable men."

When the ceremony was over, Churchill turned to the men and said, "Gentlemen, they also say he is deaf!"

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by beta-endorphin | 2007-11-17 21:46 | english expression

今週(今月?)のquotes

黒澤明の長女がかいた「生きる」言葉という本もfather-daughter relationshipの理想的な形のひとつでまた内容も非常に結構興味深かかたですが、今週(今月?)のquotesです。

"Each problem has hidden in it an opportunity so powerful that it literally dwarfs the problem. The greatest success stories were created by people who recognized a problem and turned it into an opportunity." – Joseph Sugarman


"It really doesn't matter if the person who hurt you deserves to be forgiven. Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. You have things to do and you want to move on." – Author Unknown
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by beta-endorphin | 2007-10-24 21:10 | english expression

What You Have Learned

カリフォルニアの中学2年生が学んだ人生訓。
なかなか興味深いものが多いが、その中でも女性は決して自分の敵とはけんかしないというのは結構おもしろい観察だと思う。

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by beta-endorphin | 2007-10-08 03:56 | english expression